Parallel Universe in my purse?

The Parallel Universe itself is not in there but there might be a microscopic black hole which leads to a parallel universe via a work hole. I suspect that most clothes dryers also have one in them. This would explain the millions of missing socks that have disappeared from dryers over the years. Try putting a nano-camera with a transmitter in your purse and watch to see where it ends up. If you see a huge room filled with millions of socks in a pile next to the items from millions of purses then you will know my theory is correct. As for retrieval of these items....that's another separate problem to be worked out later. Good luck...and let me know if you find my socks. ;-)