I'm in a life crisis that i can't seem to get over? GIRLS help me!?

You have gotten used to living a metropolitan lifestyle and are having a hard time adjusting to a rural one again, It is not an uncommon psychological problem. The first thing i would do is to stop thinking of people as if they live in bubbles, they may have seen just as much as you (I don't know you but from the description it seems you have seen downtown los angeles which isn't very impressive) and they may just understand. Just because you have lived a cosmopolitan lifestyle doesn't mean you have to isolate yourself from any other one. You may find you like it just as much. If you have an unquenchable pion to live metropolitan than do so, move to a metropolitan area and live the night-life, but if you don't have the means to do so adjust to what you have.